Happy Candy Day!

Dear SEGA,

Happy Halloween!

Make another Shenmue and

one more Mr. Bones.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He Wears A Gas Mask Under The Skull Mask

Dear SEGA,

Make it for Skullface.

You don't know, but this guy's real.

REAL. FUCKING. CRAZY.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make It Your Primary Objective

Dear SEGA,

Jack Bauer needs it.

Get the man some Shenmue 3

or he'll shoot your ass.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

: (

Dear SEGA,

Wouldn't ya know it,
it's October twenty-eighth.
And we have no "3".

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Better The Economy Than The Law

Dear SEGA,

Keep fighting the war,

you fought the economy

and that fucker won.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

As Good A Reason As Any

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 for
liberty and great justice.
These are good reasons?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

My Mission Rings True

Dear SEGA,

Wouldn't do this if
nobody could change your mind.
It is my mission.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Predictable Predictions

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3 gets made
when SEGA and Sammy split.
Wouldn't that be nice?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

FINISH IT!!

Dear SEGA,

Don't make me get all
A ,B, A, C, A, B, B
blood code on your ass

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Better Them Than Ristar

Dear SEGA,

The next SSB
should have Ryo and Lan-Di
as new characters.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sega Superstars VS Kollywood Superstar

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it
Rajnikanth will come over
and kick your asses

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

It's Kinda Like Sonic In Smash Bros.

Dear SEGA,

Professor Layton
and the Diabolical
SEGA CEO.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Make It A Late Night

Dear SEGA,

I'll even trade a
fourth meal for the third shenmue.
Do you like tacos?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Enthusiasm To The Nth Degree

Dear SEGA,

Do I think the world
will ever see Shenmue 3?
Fuckinay right, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

More Whining

Dear
SEGA,
Hello there!
It's me again.
You know what I want,
after all my griping.
You need to make more Shenmue,
it should be a sequel to "2".
Make Shenmue 3, not an MMO,
an MMO just doesn't fit.
A direct sequel would rock!
So hop to it, SEGA,
please make another.
Give us part 3,
I'm begging!
You guys...
please?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Divorce Court Ahoy

Dear SEGA,

Sammy messed you up.

Be wary of whom you

affiliate with.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

And A Partridge In A Shenmue Tree

Dear SEGA,

I want Shenmue 3

for the first day of Christmas!

Not another tree...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The World's Most Retarded Haiku

Dear SEGA,

Fuku-san, Fuku-san, yeah!
Fuku-san, Fuku-san, Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Fuku-san, Fuku-san, Yeah!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Someone Like Yu Suzuki

Dear SEGA,

Once upon a time

in the kingdom of SEGA

quality was king

King Quality died

and Hajime Satomi

took over the reigns

Abdicate the throne

you fucking Yakuza dog

to someone worthy

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Also Known As A Cake Stall

Dear SEGA,

To support Shenmue,

have a very large bake sale.

That'll do the trick.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Shuffle

Dear SEGA,

This guy might bust out

his credit cards to fund all

subsequent Shenmues.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Holy Fuckle

Dear SEGA,



This is straight awesome!
I'll buy it for 360
to show you support

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Trapped!

Dear SEGA,

What's that girl? Ryo's

trapped in a cave on Guilin?

SEGA, you fucktards!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

...And Hajime Satomi Is A Hamster!

Dear SEGA,

Because you gave up,

I fart in your general

direction, SEGA.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Supermonkeyballsuckers

Dear SEGA,

Because you suck balls,

I am teabagging your face.

My nuts in your mouth.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Failure's No Excuse

Dear SEGA,

Failure's no excuse,

after all, Ubisoft made

B.G and E 2.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He's So Twakked

Dear SEGA,

This guy hasn't played

Shenmue at all, but you should

still make it for him.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Because It Would Be

Dear SEGA,

Use the assets you

already have to remake

Shenmue 1 through 6.

Travel back in time

to the year that Dreamcast launched.

Pack them together.

Release it on that,

and we could party like it's

1999.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Crazy Like A Taxi

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue is awesome!

You gotta be fuckin nuts

not to continue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sit And Sonic-Spin On It, SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Shame on you, SEGA!

You lead us on and then just

stop in the middle.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Objects In Rear View Dragon Mirror May Appear Closer In Reality

Dear SEGA,

Part 3 rather than

Sonic Superfrakk Racetrack.

What's it called again?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.