Saturday, April 30, 2011

Friday, April 29, 2011

Yada Yada Yada


Dear SEGA,

Aint my kind of thing.
Not that there's anything wrong
with that type of game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Abre Los Ojos


Dear SEGA,

Open your eyes, guys!
You're ruining your classics
with inept updates.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Story Goes On.... 2


Dear SEGA,

Tell a Story Day?
I'm hereby changing it to
Finish Stories Day....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Designing The Future


Dear SEGA,

You already know
that you don't need new IP.
Just make some sequels.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, April 25, 2011

East Meets West


Dear SEGA,

It's East Meets West day.
How long do we have to wait
to meet Shenmue Town?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Eggs Ahoy!


Dear SEGA,

Duck racing might be
the silliest Easter Egg
I've seen in a game.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Con Huevos!!! Tienen Cagones!!!


Dear SEGA,

It's take a chance day.
So whattaya say, SEGA?
Give that shit a whirl!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Stare To End All Stares



Dear SEGA,

I've finally found
a stare that topples my own.
...but not by that much.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Left Out In The Cold


Dear SEGA,

Shenmue Town this year?
Don't leave us out in the cold!
Westernize that shit!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Things Could Be Better, Lloyd. Things Could Be A Whole Lot Better


Dear SEGA,

All licensed crapware
and not playing Shenmue 3,
makes Jack a dull boy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, April 21, 2011

When In Rome


Dear SEGA,

Sure, great things take time.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
But, you gotta start.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ