Holding Company

Dear SEGA,

A question for ya.

Did the merger rescue you,

or swallow your soul?

Sincerely Yours,

Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Suneku 4

Dear Hajime Satomi,

Sokaiya is dead.
It's time to set SEGA free.
FISSION MAILED, FUCKER!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Manifestation Of "The Evil That Men Do"

Dear SEGA,

I can't blame you guys.
It's not your fault SEGA was
possessed by Sammy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 2

Dear Sammy,

There is no honor
in dumping your snake on a
defeated SEGA.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Get Up And Run From Sammy As Fast As You Can

Dear SEGA,

Like Snoopy once did,

you, too, must get up and walk

on your own two feet.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Used To Be Awesome

Hey
SEGA,
What the fuck?
What's with you guys?
Where did you go wrong?
You used to be awesome,
but now you suck donkey balls.
How'd that happen to SEGA, huh?
Must have been the merger with Sammy.
You made some mistakes before that,
but you still made awesome games.
Sammy should go away.
Seriously, now.
Go fuck yourselves!
Ya hear me?
Sammy?
PRICKS

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Should've Merged With Namco

Dear SEGA,

SEGA and Sammy,

your shit's really fucked up, man.

You just don't mix well.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Predictable Predictions

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3 gets made
when SEGA and Sammy split.
Wouldn't that be nice?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Divorce Court Ahoy

Dear SEGA,

Sammy messed you up.

Be wary of whom you

affiliate with.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Cannot Resist Us

Dear SEGA,

Assimilation.
The merger with Sammy was
not the best for you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.