There's A Tear In My Beer

Dear SEGA,

I'm drinking tonight,

because, there's no Shenmue 3,

not for New Year's Eve.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tetris And Vodca Do Not A Good Combo Make, Comrade! (Neither Do Layton And Jack Daniels)

Dear SEGA,

In mother Russia
you do not play Shenmue 3,
Shenmue 3 plays you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

All The Halo Lovin Numbnuts Won't Care Either Way

Dear SEGA,

Subtitle part 3
instead of English V.O,
if it saves money.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Truly

Dear SEGA,

Our need for it is
the only serious thing
on this goofy blog.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 Fundraising

Dear SEGA,

Goldberg and Chyna
should donate all the money
in their birthday cards.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Don't Stand A Chance, Kid

Dear SEGA,

You're a prizefighter.
Tonight's bout is you VS
Seal Of Approval.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Forget About The 2 Front Teeth

Dear SEGA,

I need nothing else.
All I want for Christmas is
Shenmue's conclusion.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hark! The Herald SEGA Sings!

Dear SEGA,

You having a good
Shenmue 3 Announcement Eve?
Eggnog's on me guys!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Handed Me Down, And That's A Fact, You Gotta Get Ready For The Big Payback

Dear SEGA,

No more Shenmue games?
You guys don't know karate,
you know KA-RAZY!


Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Heart Beats Bar?

Dear SEGA,

It's Maritime Day.
Do you know where I can find
some fuckin' sailors?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Landed Hard Like A Rock To The Dome

Dear SEGA,

It's your fault, SEGA.
We didn't land on Shenmue,
it landed on us!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Worst Movie For Best Game

Dear SEGA,

For Shenmue part 3,
I'll trade you Leonard Part 6.
I have a copy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Third Time's The Charm

Dear SEGA,

Make more Shenmue or
they'll cast a spell on you with
the power of "3"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Whatever Happened To Tommy V?

Dear SEGA,

Tommy Vercetti
just bought your building and wants
Shenmue 3 missions.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Like Orville And Wilbur

Dear SEGA,

Let these words take flight,
"SHENMUE 3 FOR 360."
May they soar up high.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Not The Kind Of Tea Party You'd Find At The Man Mo Bistro

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it,
we'll revolt by having the
Shenmue Tea Party.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Funtime With Democracy

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3, it's
the 28th amendment.
Yay, democracy!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

He Forgot To Mention The Fourth Antichrist ---> Hajime Satomi

Dear SEGA,

I see Shenmue 3
somewhere on the horizon.
It will come to pass.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Nobody Knows

Dear SEGA,

What do you do on
Ice Cream And Violins Day?
Shenmue 3 perhaps?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Can See EA Bringing Out A New Madden Every Month, Those Bastards!

Dear SEGA,

How 'bout a new game
every Bonza Bottler day?
That too much to ask?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Quality Control. Go Flight!

Dear SEGA,

Fly me to the moon.
Leave me there with just one thing...
Shenmue 3, baby!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If Obama Can Get One...

Dear SEGA,

I'll nominate you
for 3 Nobel Peace Prizes.
One for each Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Follow That Yellow Brick Road To Get Your Brain, Heart, and Courage Back

Dear SEGA,

Part 3, my pretties!
And a little Rez 2, too!
Don't be wicked, now!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

There Are Certain Romances That Belong In Certain Cities, In A Certain Atmosphere, In A Certain Time

Dear SEGA,

Ocean's Eleven?

Nah, right now, I could really

go for Shenmue's 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

GAAAAAME OVEEEERRRRR!

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue: The Movie.

Make a real one, but not like

either Street Fighter.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Random Acts Of Kindness

Dear SEGA,

Would you fill them with

Shenmue 3, if we left our

shoes out overnight?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If Only It Were That Easy

Dear SEGA,

I'd do anything,

even climb MT. Everest

for more Shenmue games

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Takin 'Er Easy For All You Sinners

Dear SEGA,

Give him something good.

The Dude no longer abides

shitty licensed games.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

And No SEGA Activator Support, Either

Dear SEGA,

Their fingers still work.

Make it for the crippled folk,

just don't add Natal.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

One Man's Shit Is Another Man's Treasure, Another Man's Treasure Is One Man's Ass

Dear SEGA,

Accounting for taste.

Every country has their thing.

Japan has train sims.

Europe has Soccer,

and American guys have

first person shooters.

It's just a shame that

any region's favorite

couldn't be Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajimedorf Satomimire

Dear SEGA,

With the Master Sword,

slay THIS guy to obtain the

Triforce of Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.