You Can Have Lots Of Fun At The Lucky Hit Museum

Dear SEGA,

That one's perfect 3.
You have to get three balls in
a circle to win.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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I'll Teach Ya Right Here, Right now

Yamagishi san
taught Ryo the Double Blow
while drinking sake.

Yesterday Is Gone

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3 today!
Because yesterday is gone,
and tomorrow sucks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Get!

Dear SEGA,

Don't make us wait 'til
next winter to get our hands
on Shenmue City.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Need Me A Triple Shot Of That Juice

Dear SEGA,

Look, man, come down here.
I want one bourbon, one scotch,
and one more Shenmue!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Games On Demand

Dear SEGA,

I can't wait until
you blog this: "Shenmue 3 now
on Games on Demand!"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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That Show, Too

Dear SEGA,

I've got some good news.
That GAME you like's going to
come back in style.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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He Does His Own Stunts

Dear SEGA,

Give Corey some work.
If not Shenmue, then perhaps
the next Yakuza?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Mafiaville

Dear SEGA,

I still can't believe
this game inspired Yu to
make Shenmue City.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Waiting

Dear SEGA,

The wait for part 3
is turning me into a
raving lunatic.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Stayin' Alive

Dear SEGA,

I got the fever.
Not the saturday night kind.
SHENMUE 3 FEVER!!!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Showdown

Dear SEGA,

I'll play ya for it.
Through the window, off the wall....
Nothin' but Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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It Was That Awesome

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue was like a
portal to another world.
It was that complete.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Well, La-Dee-Frickin-Da!

Dear SEGA,

Get your shit straight, or
you'll be living in a van
down by the river!!!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Just Don't Feed It After Midnight

Dear SEGA,

If only it was
possible to multiply
Shenmue with water.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Dancing With The Stares

Dear SEGA,

At least he's trying.
Jerry Springer on the show
Dancing With the Stares!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Multi-Platform Goggles

Dear SEGA,

These goggs don't work right.
All they do is allow you
to see the future.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue 33⅓

Dear SEGA,

3 won't be enough!
Make thirty-three and a third!
Add a few chapters!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Debilitation

Dear SEGA,

I've got a migraine,
and it's making it hard to
write Shenmue Haiku.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Ziming Hong - Deaf-Mute Tranny

Dear SEGA,

Forget the sixth's post.
How about Zhang Ziyi as
Ziming Hong, instead?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Playstation 13

Dear SEGA,

I'll likely be a
grumpy old man by the time
you make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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I Keed, I Keed!

Dear SEGA,

I Gotta Tell Ya,
Golden Axe: Beast Rider's great ....
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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English Version, Of Course - The Japanese VO Should Be Tadanobu Asano

Dear SEGA,

David Hayter should
be the voice of Ziming Hong
in the next Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Risk Takers

Dear SEGA,

You guys have long lost
your entrepreneur spirit.
Will you get it back?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue With An E

That's right, Dan Quayle.
It should, in fact, have an E
at the end of it.


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Return To Paradise

Dear SEGA,

Character consists
of whatever you do on
the third and fourth tries.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Hedgehog Day

Dear SEGA,

Happy Hedgehog Day!
If Sonic sees his shadow,
we'll get six Shenmues!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Nipplegate

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue sold like shit
because you didn't give it
enough exposure.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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