Monday, January 31, 2011

Ahead In The Count


Dear SEGA,

You've had plenty of
no-hitters, but can you still
pitch a perfect game?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Only Limit To Our Realization Of Tomorrow Will Be Our Doubts Of Today


Dear SEGA,

There are many ways
to go forward, but only
one of standing still.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Sequel Was Pretty Good, Too - Three Men And A Little Late's Better Than Never


Dear SEGA,

Remember this flick?
Three Men and a Shenmue 3.
An eighties classic!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 28, 2011

The Angry Trout


Dear SEGA,

I finally know
what that trout's angry about...
It's a Shenmue fan!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Dog Catcher


Dear SEGA,

G-Axe: Beast Rider!
Goddamn game gave everyone
the WHAT THE FUCK face!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Ellen



Gay? Doesn't matter.
A Shadow the Hedgehog fan?
She should be ashamed!


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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Suspense Is Worse Than Disappointment


Dear SEGA,

The whole, wide world is
all before us - but a world
without Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 24, 2011

Today



SEGA's got a dream
they've come to share... it's coming
to America!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Come Out To Play


Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss come out
to PLAY-EE-AY some Shenmue!
Then we'll play Seaman!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Oh Yes It Will


Dear SEGA,

It's been a long, a
long time coming, but I know
a change gonna come.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 21, 2011

The Golden Bear


Dear SEGA,

Forget hole-in-ones...
We need a Shenmue-in-3!
FORE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Neither Is Sulu


Dear SEGA,

Hey, I'm a doctor,
not a cell phone game playing
casual gamer!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ