Rock Over London, Rock On chicago. Dreamcast. It's Thinking!

Dear SEGA,

If you don't make it,
the Chickencow will catch you
and stab your ass off.

Sincerely Yours
,Shenmue Fan.

Hajime Satomi Is A Snake 2

Dear Sammy,

There is no honor
in dumping your snake on a
defeated SEGA.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

An Idealist Without Illusions

Dear SEGA,

Conformity's the
jailer of freedom and the
enemy of growth.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Stealth Mode Compromised!

Dear Hajime Satomi,

Hey, Yakuza dog!
Basic black's not really you.
Prison grey, perhaps?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wave Good-Bye To Your Buddies, SEGA!

Oh shit, I forgot.
You don't have buddies, do you?
Only customers!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You're Hiding It, You Will Lose Your Heads

Dear SEGA,

I need Shenmue here!
I love a warm Shenmue 3
for my aching feet.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue 3 Time, Excellent!

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue 3, denied!
Hey, I know, I'll just play the
"Make Shenmue 3 Riff!"

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

What Hath SEGA Wrought?

Dear SEGA,

What hath SEGA wrought?
Lots of great games, lots of bad.
No Shenmue 3, yet...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Another Sonic Rant

Dear SEGA,

Sonic's problem is
that it's like being born rich
and getting poorer.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The House Of The Dead Gaming Giant

Dear SEGA,

Quick, SEGA, before

zombies take over the world.

FINISH THE SERIES!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Treat Us Right, Treat Your Fanbase Right!

Dear SEGA,

I pity the Foo
that keeps ruining all their
classic franchises.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Dance Of Joy

Dear SEGA,

Hey, cousin Sega!
Make Shenmue 3 and we shall
do the dance of joy.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.