Still Going Strong

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!

The tree of antiquity

still has some life left.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Don't Cheat Us Out Of Shenmue 3

Dear SEGA,

Don't cheat anyone
out of their experience.
Whatever it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I'm Just Trying To Save Our Lives

Dear SEGA,

Dude, Jacob's right here,
and he wants you to finish
the Shenmue series.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Propose To Fight It Out On This Line If It Takes All Summer

Dear SEGA,

I know of two tunes.
One of them's "Shenmue 3," and
the other isn't.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Buggin' Out

Dear SEGA,

When are you gonna
get around to making it?
I'm buggin out, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Your Name Is SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Fix your past mistakes.
Number one on your list is
to finish Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

I Guess... We're Stuck With Each Other. This Is A Shenmue Fan.

Dear SEGA,

I swear on the hair
of Eric Bogosian,
Shenmue 3 will come.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

The Seventy Million Dollar Game

Dear SEGA,

When they rebuilt him,
they made him faster, stronger,
and more... Shenmuey.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Recycling For The Planet AND Helping Fund Shenmue. One Helluva Twofer!

Dear SEGA,

We can chip in by
recycling aluminum.
Winning cans AHOY!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Tons Of Crunch In Every Munch

Dear SEGA,

Release Shenmue 3
or, Charles Grodin himself
will bite off your nose.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

No Sense Of Pride. No Sense of Loyalty. No Sense Of NOTHING, Man.

Dear SEGA,

It's people like you
that are sending this country
down the fucking tubes.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

BEEP BEEP, SEGA!

Dear SEGA,

They ALL float down here.
And when you're down here with us,
you'll float too! A-HA!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.