Dear SEGA,
My dick in a box?
Shit, for part 3, you can have
my balls in there too.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Announce Shenmue 3 And I'll Jizz In My Pants
Dear SEGA,
My dick in a box?
Shit, for part 3, you can have
my balls in there too.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Art Is Not A Treasure In The Past Or An Importation From Another Land, But, Part Of The Present Life Of All Living And Creating Peoples
Dear SEGA,
I pledge you, I pledge
myself, to a new Shenmue
for all the people.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Bums Are The Well-To-Do Of This Day. They Don't Have As Far To Fall.
Dear SEGA,
Like Jackson Pollock,
I tend to make random shit
and call it hard work.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Toilets Were Invented Just For Such Purposes
Dear SEGA,
This game shot all my
cherished SEGA memories
right down the crapper.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Time To Die?
Dear SEGA,
When you're gone, all your
classics will be lost in time,
like tears in the rain.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Friday, January 22, 2010
You've Been Posessed By Yakuza Money Launderers
Dear SEGA,
You'll suck cocks in hell
for the shitty licensed games
you keep churning out.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Enrollment In The Game Player's Club Comes With A Complimentary Membership To The Players-With-Yourself Club, The Two Go Hand In Hand Ya Might Say
Dear SEGA,
Who loves ya baby?
I'm in the Game Player's Club!
Now, where's Shenmue 3?
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Through the Darkness Of Future Past...
Dear SEGA,
...fanboys long to see.
One chants out between two worlds,
"SEGA, make part 3!"
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
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