I Need A Vacation

Dear SEGA,

For 3 years straight now,
I have blogged here every day.
Ha! Like you guys care!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Sweet SEGA O' Mine

Where's the old SEGA?
These days it just seems like an
awful cover band.

Sincerely Yours,
C.M0USE

Vicious

Dear SEGA,

Just like Sid Vicious,
your console business died young.
GODDAMNED TRAGEDIES.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Tout Feu Tout Flamme

Dear SEGA,

And so I'm still here
pleading for a Shenmue 3.
Well, for the moment...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Inafking

Dear SEGA,

What should you do now?
Get Keiji Inafune
to make SEGA games!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

The Manager

Left previous job
to open up the Slot House.
Likes plastic models!

WESTERNIZE THIS, PLEASE!

Dear SEGA,

This shit is crazy!
Just what the dump truckin' fruck
is happening here?!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Presently Patient

Is Shenmue 3 out?
Not at the present moment,
but give it some time.

Nom De Plume

Dear SEGA,

I changed my name to
Just Another Shenmue Fan.
More accurate, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.  O_O

Life Without Shenmue 3

Time to tweet #hashtags!
Head on over to Twitter,
after watching this.

Know Your Role

Dear SEGA,

Make Shenmue 3 and
be the people's champion.
Like this fella here.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

Season Of The Witch

Dear SEGA,

I do love good jokes
and this is the best ever.
A joke on fanboys!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.