This one goes out to
Frank and his undying love
of all things Bieber.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Chasing The Dragon
Dear SEGA,
Every Sonic game
released after this is like
chasing the dragon.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ セガサミーホールディングス株式会社 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Uwe Bollshit
Dear SEGA,
Whatever you do
Do NOT let this man make more
House of the Dead films.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Just Another Day
Dear SEGA,
I've said it before
and I'm saying it again,
Please, make Shenmue 3!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Monday, June 20, 2011
Say Yu, Say 3
Dear SEGA,
Oh, what a feeling,
when we're playing Shenmue 3
on the damned ceiling!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Osamu Dazai
Dear SEGA,
Deeds punishable
by prison sentences are
not the only crimes.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
The Visible Ninja
Dear SEGA,
Redo the cover
of Shinobi 3DS.
Use Sho Kosugi.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I Gotta Believe!
Dear SEGA,
U gotta do what?
Finish the Shenmue series!
I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
As Good As It Gets
Dear SEGA,
Release Shenmue 3,
and life would certainly be
as good as it gets.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
The Art of the Deal
Dear SEGA,
Donald Trump bounced back
from his financial trouble
and so will SEGA.
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
Monday, June 13, 2011
This Cover Sucks Dilapidated Donkey Dick
Dear SEGA,
Whoah, you're making a
Shinobi for 3DS?
But I don't have one!
Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.
里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ
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