Another Shitty Limerick For You

Dear SEGA,

I really need Shenmue 3
Even if made for the Wii
I blog every day
There's no other way
For your fans to make you see

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Going For Bachelor's Next

Dear SEGA,

Today, I have earned
an associates degree
in Shenmue Staring.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Fat Albert

Dear SEGA,

It's the tenth of May?
Hey, hey, hey, who want's to play
Shenmue 3 today?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Unity

Dear European Shenmue Fans,

Today's a good day
to come together and show
support for Shenmue.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Mr. Warmth

Dear SEGA,

The old days were the
old days, and they were great days.
But now is now, eh?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Avarice, The Spur Of Industry

Dear SEGA,

No more Shadow, please!
Corruption of the best things
gives rise to the worst.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Shenmue HD next?

Dear SEGA,

Pretty awesome news.
Guardian Heroes HD,
sign me the fuck up!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Sliders For SEGA

Dear SEGA,

Sliders for SEGA!
I mean the White Castle kind,
not the wormhole guys....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Don't Do It Again

Dear SEGA,

It's been a while since
you've forgotten to renew
the Shenmue domain.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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But Wait, There's More!

Dear SEGA,

For Shenmue 3, there's
only 3 EASY payments!
How much would you pay?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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The Rock Says...

Dear SEGA,

One plus 2 is 3!
Shenmue 3! Do you smell what
the Rock is cookin'?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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Panzer Dragoon Saga, Too, While You're At It

Dear SEGA,

When the PSN
gets back up, you should release
both Shenmues on it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

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