Neither Is Sulu

Dear SEGA,

Hey, I'm a doctor,
not a cell phone game playing
casual gamer!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Uninspired Bullshit

Dear SEGA,

What to blog about
on January nineteenth?
Shenmue 3 Haiku!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Go The Distance

Dear SEGA,

Please make Shenmue 3!
If you build it, they will come.
Like in that movie.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

It's Party Time!

Dear SEGA,

I think I'll throw a
Shenmue P, A, R, T, WHY?
Because I Gotta!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

SSSSSSokaiya

And without a sound,
he crept up on SEGA and
took them unawares.

Snake's Revenge

He must hate my guts.
Yeah. He probably has his
death ray aimed at me.

Sokaiya King

Happy Birthday, prick!
All hail Hajime Satomi
the sokaiya king!

Unreasonable Haste Is The Direct Road To Error

Dear SEGA,

Waiting's no big deal.
The trees that are slow to grow
bear the greatest fruit.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Ladies Love Cool Z...Umm...I mean Cool J

Dear SEGA,

Ladies love Cool J.
I'd like to say it's the pecs,
but probably not...

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Trolling

Dear SEGA,

Sometimes we have to
demean ourselves for money?
I got it now, thanks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Hajime Satomi Is A Dick 5

Dear SEGA,

If you make movies
based on memoirs, be sure to
hide your private parts.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

7 Miliion Sawbucks

Dear SEGA,

I hope it doesn't
take seven million sawbucks
to make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３ シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ