Monday, January 10, 2011

Don't You Mess Around - NO NO NO!


Dear SEGA,

You're a heartbreaker,
Shenmue game maker, don't you
mess around with 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Pits


Dear SEGA,

You like apricots?
They're great, but don't eat the pits.
Poisonous shit, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Merci Beaucoup!




Thanks alot, Tony,
for letting me use your fake
Shenmue 3 covers.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Friday, January 7, 2011

Face/Off



A staring contest!
Shenmue Stare versus Nic Cage
and his shocking stare!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

DMC-12


Dear SEGA,

The coolest feature
of this car wasn't the doors.
It was the rims, man!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Put Your Hand On That Wall, Trooper


Dear SEGA,

A SEGA fan can't
press a button... if you have
disabled his hand.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Make It, Make It, Don't Fake It


Dear SEGA,

The only ones who
could enjoy this pile of shit
are trash humping freaks.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Monday, January 3, 2011

What Shenmue Fans Want


Dear SEGA,

What do women want?
Diamond housed Shenmues, DUH!
Well, part of that's right....

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Sunday, January 2, 2011

I Am 1800% Sure Of Your Success


Dear SEGA,

Finish the series!
Trust your force and head for the
GARDEN OF MADNESS!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Not Dead


Dear SEGA,

That's right, punk's not dead!
Wanna know what else isn't?
The Shenmue Saga!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Goichi


Dear SEGA,

You should let Suda
make the next 3D Sonic.
Why the fuckle not?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Saturday, January 1, 2011

This Time You'll Stick With It


Dear SEGA,

Need an idea for
a New Year's resolution?
Finish Shenmue, please!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー3 シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ