I'll Trade You Every Jello Pudding Pop In The World

Dear SEGA,

Bippity bop bop!
3 Shenmues won't be enough,
I need 5 of them!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Courage And Perseverance Have A Magical Talisman, Before Which Difficulties Disappear And Obstacles Vanish Into Air.

Dear SEGA,

You are a leader
if you inspire others to
dream more, become more.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You Got Something On Your Mind, Let It Out!

Dear SEGA,

I'm letting it out,

that something that's on my mind.

We need Shenmue 3!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA Is As SEGA Does

Dear SEGA,

SEGA's like a box
of chocolates, you don't know
what you're gonna get.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

By The Work One Knows The Workman

Dear SEGA,

Is it better to
be a live beggar than a
buried emperor?

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Mastering Failure

Dear SEGA,

You can't have any
successes unless you can
accept your failures.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Don't Just Turn It Off

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue's not over!
Nothing is over, NOTHING!
I'm your worst nightmare!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Or Make Me Feel 3 Feet Thick

Dear SEGA,

I need a new game.
One that won't make me sick and
make me crash my car.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet

Dear SEGA,

You gotta take risks...
Michaelangelo didn't
paint the Sistine floor.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Hajime Satomi Is A Guest On Montel

Dear SEGA,

Corrupt CEOs
that take it up the pooper.
On the next Montel.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Excellence Of Execution

Dear SEGA,

It's the best there is,
the best there was, and the best
there ever will be!

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

This Is Glue. Strong Stuff.

Dear SEGA,

It's like this, you see...
We're on a mission from God.
The Shenmue campaign.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.