Throw The Man A Bone

Dear SEGA,

A living legend.
Yu Suzuki "MADE" SEGA.
Treat him with respect.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

My God Did That Smell Good

Dear SEGA,

Porkchop sandwiches!
You can have all you want if
you make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

You Cannot Resist Us

Dear SEGA,

Assimilation.
The merger with Sammy was
not the best for you.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Super Ninja Day

Dear SEGA,

We will send ninjas
to your headquarters if you
don't make Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Lives

Dear SEGA,

Please, don't tell me that
you indiscriminately
killed the series off.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Shenmue Forever

Dear SEGA,

It must continue.
The greatness of Shenmue is
undeniable.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

SEGA fans ahoy!

Dear SEGA,

By refusing to
create Shenmue 3, you risk
losing your fanbase.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Good ol' Tom

Dear SEGA,

Learning moves from Tom.
Step forward then step again!

That's how you do it.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate

Dear SEGA,

Come on Tom, pound it.
Put 'er there pallywacker,

pound that freakin fist.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Check Your Swatch

Dear SEGA,

Hey, what time is it?

Time for Shenmue fuckin 3!

That's what time it is.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Sprawling Sprawls

Dear SEGA,

Shenmue had tons of
sprawling environments with

things sprawled all over.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

Free Roaming the Streets Forever

Dear SEGA,

Finish Shenmue so

he can stop roaming the streets

in search of Lan-Di.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.